Great One-Liners

Student: Ms. S. Have you ever seen a walking horse?

Student: DANG!
Me: What?
Student: Ms. S. Is that girl only in the 6th grade?
Me: Yep. I think so.
Student: Why do Mexicans always look older?

Student: Ms. S?
Me: Yeah.
Student: You wanna date my brother? He's 28.
Me: No, I'm alright. Thanks though.
Student: You just let me know, a'igh?
Me: Will do. Will do.
Student: Can Mexicans have afros?


Student: I can make the whole town of Mexico from rice crispies.
I am a Scientist.


Student: The reason the Colts lost is because they left me behind.

Student: Ms. S. I ate lipgloss once. It tasted like fudge.

Student: Ok. I'll take my time out. I'm going to China.

Me: This is really important--Thomas Jefferson was one of our founding fathers.
Student: He isn't my father.

Student: Ms. S. I can break into this girl's locker.

Student: Ms. Schmidt? Can I get a drink of water?
Me: Why?
Student: Because my neck is dry.