In the span of 5 minutes, here were many of the questions that were spat at me (I have forgotten the rest). Note that the first 11 have to do with my status, yet again...
1. Are you married?
2. Do you have a boyfriend?
3. Why not?
4. Do you not want a boyfriend?
5. Are you...nevermind.
6. Do you want kids?
7. Why don't you try to find a boyfriend?
8. Why don't you just go out and find one?
9. If you were in love and your boyfriend told you he had herpes, would you leave him?
10. Do you know what love is?
11. Have you been in love?
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12. Why do you think scientists think the world will end in 2012?
13. Are dinosaurs real?
14. Did the world used to be all one big continent?
15. Who came up with language?
16. The alphabet?
Me: What is this, 40 questions??!!
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As usual...laughing at all your posts today...your students seriously crack me up - I can't imagine in person :) :)
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Love hearing stories from all my teacher friends! Literally amazing. I laughed out loud reading these :)
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