Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Scissors!

Student 1: Ms. S--we only have THIS pair of scissors left??
Me: Well, yeah...that and the ones at my desk.
Student 1: Why?

Me: YOU KNOW WHY!
Student 1: Oh yeah--you threw them away!
Me: I sure did!
Student 2: Wait, why?
Student 1: Oh my goodness--have you not heard the story?? Ok, so _______________ decided that one day he wanted to scrape dog crap off his shoes in class and he used her scissors to do it. So then she threw what she thought were the right scissors away but then he came into class and said it was a different pair.
Student 2: Serious?
Me: Yeah. Awesome.

1 comment:

  1. That is disgusting!
    Michelle

    PS...nice to have you blogging again - I missed my daily smiles while you were on break :) :) :)

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