Girls

Student A: Miss, I just don't get girls...I give one girl a hug and another gets mad...
Student B: Maybe they want you as more than just a friend
Student A: Yeah there's a lot of those...
Student B: I was walking with this girl, right? And then I went to lunch and this girl asked if I wanted to buy a ticket...
Student B: What ARE you talking about, dude??
Student A: She got mad and walked away...

Me: Yes we are an amazing species.

Student B: No, you are just weird.
Someone: Maybe you should buy them flowers
Student A: Expensive...
Student B: Girls are expensive
Student A: (Long pointless story...) and then I bought a balloon...a 6$ balloon...

Me: Are you still together after all that love you showed her?
Student A: No
Student B: Why not?
Student A: Swine flu...
Student C: Why would I buy flowers when my girlfriend has a garden--I could just pick one up and give it to her right there!!
Student B: Or...just get fake flowers...they last forever...

Me: Men need to tend to a girl's heart like a flower...

Student A: But i don't like flowers
Me: But you like girls
Student: (Ah ha moment) Yes.
Me: Then flowers are a must.