I know you're feeling lonely...

Received this note from two of my students yesterday:

Dear M(r)s. S,

We know your feeling lonely so we are going to help you (lol) (jk) butta come pick me and _______ up at our house on April 16 at 4:30. My house is...and my house is...My number is...and my number is...

You are going to pick us up because we are gonna go to the mall and ummm do you know what...find your future man (lol).

Love,
your students

Any questions or comments please contact us at room 210 table 5 or myspace.com.
thank 4hu!

Wow--

First off--I had no idea I was emitting such loneliness
Second--Why April 16?
Third--I had no idea my tables were numbered
Lastly--What does 4hu even mean??!!